Wednesday, March 27, 2013

1956 to 2011

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1956 vs. 2011

Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot
with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1956 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets
his shotgun to show Jack.

2011 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never
sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and

Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2011 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark.
They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not sit still in class, he disrupts other students.

1956 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the
Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2011 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then
tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with
his belt..

1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and
becomes a successful businessman.

2011 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and
joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers
being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with
the psychologist.

Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1956 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2011 - The police are called and Mark is expelled
from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1956 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college..

2011 - Pedro's cause is taken
up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the
state school system and Pedro's English teacher.. English is then banned from core
curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a
living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a
model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1956 - Ants die.

2011 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with
domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are
removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:

Wally falls while running
during recess and scrapes his
knee. Nancy, his teacher, finds him on the playground crying. She hugs him to
comfort him.

1956 - In a short time, Wally feels better and goes on playing.

2011 - Nancy is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3
years in State Prison... Wally undergoes 5 years of therapy.

This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!

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