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Monday, May 30, 2016

Another Donald Trump joke

A Mexican, a Muslim, and Donald Trump Are Walking Down a Beach…

An illegal Mexican immigrant, a radical Muslim, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand.


He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared.


“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said.

“Since there are three of you, you may have a wish each.”


Pointing at the Mexican, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”
The Mexican said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take everyone of Mexican descent back to our homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”


The genie clapped his hand and the illegal Mexican immigrant was transported to Mexico will millions of “his” people.
Turning to the radical Muslim, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”


The radical Muslim said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Islam! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.”


This genie clapped his hands and the radical Muslim, along with every other Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.


Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”


Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, 

Just give me a Pepsi. It doesn’t get any better than this!

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

BARACK OBAMA SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER



Well, Well, Well, it looks like someone thoroughly checked this out! I was
wondering who was going to do research into President Obama's Social
Security number.
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Jean Paul Luwig or Barack Hussein Obama? SSN#042-68-4425



WOW, read this, it's short - very interesting.



An intensive 6-year investigation has revealed the identity of the man
whose Social Security Number (SSN) is being used by President Obama.



Jean Paul Ludwig, who was born in France in 1890, immigrated to the
United States in 1924, and was assigned SSN 042-68-4425 (President Obama's
current SSN) rec'd on or about March 1977.



Mr. Ludwig lived most of his adult life in Connecticut . Because of that,
his SSN begins with the digits 042, which are among only a select few 
reserved for Connecticut residents.

Barack H. Obama never lived or worked in that state! Therefore, there is
no reason on earth for his SSN to start with the digits 042. None
whatsoever!



Now comes the best part! J. P. Ludwig spent the final months of his life 
in Hawaii, where he died.
Conveniently, Obama 's grandmother, Madelyn Payne Dunham,worked part-time
in the Probate Office in the Honolulu Hawaii Courthouse, and therefore 
had access to the SSNs of deceased individuals.

The Social Security Administration was never informed of Ludwig's death,
and because he never received Social Security benefits there were no 
benefits to stop and therefore, no questions were ever raised. The 
suspicion, of course, is that Dunham, knowing her grandson was not a
U.S. Citizen, either because he was born in Kenya, or became a citizen of
Indonesia upon his adoption by Lolo Soetoro, simply scoured the probate
records, until she found someone, who died who was not receiving Social 
Security benefits, and selected Mr. Ludwig’s Connecticut SSN for her
grandson Barry Obama.



Just wait until the head Birther himself, Donald Trump, gets past the
birth certificate and onto the issue of Barry O 's use of a stolen SSN.
You will see leftist heads exploding, because they will have no way of
defending Obama.
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Although many Americans do not understand the meaning of the term 
"natural born", there are few who do not understand that if you are
using someone else 's SSN it is a clear indication of fraud, and a
federal offense. Let 's all get this information out to everybody on
our mailing lists. If the voters of this great nation can succeed in
bringing this lying, deceitful, cheating, corrupt, impostor to justice it
will be the biggest and best news in decades for our country and the
world



If you can just say "oh well; ho hum" after reading this you get what
you deserve .



"In God We Trust."