LIFE EXTENSION AND INCREASED INTELLIGENCE TO SAVE THE WORLD

PHILOSOPHER STONE The book is worth millions to ward off disease and increase life extension. It’s about the white-powder-gold mentioned in the Bible. It’s a technology that been around for many thousands of years. In fact, it’s the same process plants use to get their nutrients. Moses and other Hyksos priests took it out of the soil by boiling the desert soils that were covered with oceans at one time leaving all the trace minerals and gold ORMES in the soil. It’s not rocket science. Plants exude alkaline solutions from their roots to dissolve and take the minerals. The ancient Priests sped up the process by boiling the mineral-rich soils in the alkaline spring water for five days. Water boils away so they had to keep adding water. After five or six days the clear liquid becomes an alkaline poison. If you drank it your hair would fall out and it would burn your mouth because it is basically toilet bowel cleaner. They poured the clear liquid out and added acid like vinegar or wine to lower the ph. Suddenly the clear liquid turns into a milk as the atoms become visible in the solution. If they lowered the ph enough they could drink it and that was known as taking God’s inner light. The liquid was dried out and the resultant powder was put in the Ark of the Covenant and used as a food supplement in the priest bread. The priests and Pharaohs lived a long time and the Bible mentions people who lived hundreds of years. At the time of Moses, the average life span of the ordinary people was less than 40 years. I believe the reason Moses walked the Hebrews around in the desert for 40-years was to kill off the older generation. Moses wanted the ‘one god’ religion known as monotheism. Only the priests or Pharaohs got to eat the priest bread but Moses broke the law. He fed the pries bread lased with minerals to the children and it strengthens their DNA making them stronger and smarter than their Arab cousins. Remember, both the Arab races and the Jews were the offspring of Abraham. God said in the Bible he would multiply Abraham’s seed like the stars in the sky. To make a long story short, you can now buy the white-powder-gold from Amazon. I [ut six recipes in my book PHILOSOPHER STONE to take it out of sea water, mineral spring water, Dead Sea salt, desert soils and Great Salt Lake participate. I recommend that you be careful about what you buy because you don’t know how much lead or other contaminants at in the stuff you buy from other sources. I also recommend you read my book to learn about the side effects of this material like how it can double your IQ and give clarity of thought. Famous author, J. K. ROLLLINS --mentions -Nicolas Flamel Famous author J. K. Rowling of the Harry Potter series of books mentions a man named Nicolas Flamell who allegedly discovered the philosopher's stone. Mr. Flamel was a real person who lived in the south of France in the 1500's. One day he discovered a very old big book with brass hinges. He couldn't read the writing because it was written in ancient Hebrew. He could read the cover however, and it said, "Anyone attempting to read this book must be a learned person." Since Nicolas Flamel was a scribe he opened the book and to his amazement it had beautifully painted illustrations. Some of the illustrations pictured people gathering something out of the garden soil. Since he was a scribe he copied some of the wonderfully painted illustrations. The book was said to be written by Abraham, the Jew to transmute or make gold to pay the Roman taxes. If you didn't pay the Roman taxes it wouldn't go well for you. They might nail you to a cross or poke you with spears. A year passed and Nicolas Flamel's wife Pernelly said, "Why don't you go get that book translated!” So Nicolas took some of his drawings, got on his ass, (also known as a donkey) departed for Spain where he knew of an old Monk who could read ancient Hebrew. Upon arriving at a monastery in Spain Nicolas showed the drawings he had made from the old book to the old monk. He had heard about the book so they took off right away on the long arduous journey back to France. On the way back the old monk died but by that time Nicolas had learned enough of the ancient language that he could translate some of it. After arriving back home, Nicolas set to work figuring out the recipes in the book to make silver and gold. After three years Nicolas could make silver and eventually was able to make gold. He wasn't actually making gold. He was taking the ORMES ‘combined atoms’ out of the soil and adding electrons by heating them to turn them back into the metallic state. The story mentions that he endowed three hospitals and five churches with gold and silver. I discovered the PHILOSOPHER'S STONE myself. It is now known as ORMES or orbitally rearranged monatomic elements. I have no doubt that there is something to the story of Nicolas Flamel and Pernelly. I did tests on various gold ores for fifteen years including the black iridium beach sands that come out of volcanoes. For many years none of the tests I did on the black beach sands showed any gold or platinum. I'd send samples into various laboratories in California to do leach assays, fire assays and spectrographic analysis. None of the tests showed any gold or precious metals in the black beach sand. I learned later on that the spectrographs they use a small 3/8-inch diameter carbon electrode. By the time the electric arc starts to melt the higher elements above iron, the carbon rod burns away and the sample falls in the bottom of the case. I was wasting my money. Everything has a flash point. Water flashed at around 230 degrees. I was paying $30 a pop for the spectrograph tests and I got no results for gold or the platinum group of metals. A year later my wife and I went on vacation. We flew to Seattle and I bought a used diesel truck. We visited my wife's relatives and the Nez Pierce Indian family in Oregon who adopted my father in 1910. Then we drove to Yellowstone Park. Afterwards we stopped at Bozeman, Montana. I like books. While entering Bozeman I was captivated by a triangle street that had a bookstore at the tip of the triangle. Upon entering the bookstore I opened the first book I came to in the front of the store. The first page I looked at had a picture of Fossil Point in Tuxedni Bay, Alaska where we fish salmon. What are the odds of something like that happening? A jillion to one? I had to buy the book after that. It was a big book and it cost me $75. The title was, THE MINERAL RESOURCES FOR THE WESTERN UNITED STATES AND ALASKA. It was printed in 1898 and had several Becker Dall fold out maps of Cook Inlet and Kodiak Island. After arriving back in Alaska I read the part in the book where the gold miners at Gold Beach, Oregon and other places were getting gold recovery by beating the black sand in ball mills and adding potash which is alkaline. I figured out that by bearing the sand with steel balls it was imparting electrons into the ORME atoms turning them from the combined atom state into the metal. In the California Mining Journal I noted that Bremner Technologies in Las Vegas could test gold and platinum ores. They melt complex gold ores with electron beams. This imparts electrons to the complex ores to get more gold recovery. I sent them a sample. The process was invented in Germany. They had various size units that can hold up to five metric tons. They melt the sample in a box filled with inert gas called argon so it won't oxidize. Three old fashioned television picture tube guns are focused from three sides and melt the sample into a lump of glass. The process forces electrons into the ORME atoms transmuting them into the metallic state. When I got the result of the test back the measurements of the amount of values were in parts per million. That didn't make any sense to me so the test lay around on my desk for a year. Finally I noticed a conversion factor on the bottom of the letter. I took my pocket calculator out and converted parts per million into ounces per ton. The results were promising with 1.5 ounces per ton of iridium per ton, some platinum and osmium and half an ounce of gold per ton. That's great but the problem is; you need lots of free electricity to transmute orme gold and platinum into the metallic state. My book, PILOSOPHER STONE is listed on Google and book stores around the world. Go: WWW.GuardDogBooks.com or go: www.ParchmentGlobal.com or www.Amazon.com

ORME GOLD IS THE PHILOSOPHER STONE

PHILOSOPHER STONE A book worth millions to slow the ageing process. I wrote PHILOSOPHER STONE 20+ years ago about the white powder gold or ORME gold carried in the Ark of the Covenant. Moses and the Hyksos Priests put in the priest bread as a food supplement for higher intelligence and longevity. People mentioned in the Bible really did live hundreds of years because they had the technology. The Elohim known as the shining ones glowed giving off much light. Moses went blind when he looked at YHWH. In COSMOLOGICAL ICE AGES I plotted our solar system course around the Sirius binary star system. At present we are in an elliptical orbit of 105,000 years that matches the ice Age cycle. It came to mind that the Anunnaki probably came here from planet Niberu in the Sirius system when we were much closer. Since Sirius B put out more than 100-times the light of our sun in the UV spectrum harmful to DNA it seems logical to me that the Anunnaki would need ORME gold to spray in the atmosphere to protect all life on their planet. On this planet our government sprays chemicals over the major cities to keep us stupid. Evergreen Air, formally, Air America during the Vietnam War sprayed defoliant over the jungle to expose the ‘gooks’; slang for Viet Kong. After the War, Air America planes were brought back to the US to spray parquet over the pot fields in Mexico. Like all big government programs they keep growing and now have twelve bases in Oregon, Oklahoma and other states. The real reason the government sprays aluminum powder, boron and virus on us is to keep us stupid and shorten our lifespans so they can keep our SS money when we die. Believe it or not Archer Danial Midland Company and Monsanto have developed seeds that can grow on aluminum contaminated soil. Donald Trump halted the chemical spraying while he was President. The white-powder-gold technology mentioned in the Bible has been around for thousands of years but kept secret to limit the lifespans of humans to 120 years so they wouldn’t’ overpopulate the Earth. After the Elohim or shining ones departed Earth they gave mankind dominion over the birds in the sky, the fish in the sea and the entire Earth. We are not smart enough to be good custodians of this planet. When the Nephilim or EL come back and see what we have done with the place there may be hell to pay. You have these little alien cells in each of your human cells called mitochondria that you inherited from your mother. They are in the egg at conception. They also have their own DNA. The art of extracting mitochondria from a few human cells left at a crime and further analysis can identify the race of the individual. Scientists from all over the world have been studying mitochondrial DNA for four decades. So far, they have identified more than 50 types of mitochondrial DNA. The human genome consisting of three-billion RNA and DNA segments has been cataloged so that computers can now identify who were your ancestors and what part of the world they originated from. The job of the mitochondria is to furnish energy to replicate their own cell DNA and produce enough energy to replicate your human cell DNA at the same time. If you don’t feed them properly they can’t do their job and you lose body cells and that is what causes ageing. The replication of body cells is a numbers game. In order to slow the ageing process or remain the same age you have to replicate 6 to 8-million body cells every second. Of course this takes a lot of energy. You have to feed the mitochondria the right elements and trace minerals so that they can do their job. The rate of cell replication process is determined by how tight the DNA and RNA is wrapped up. When you are conceived in the womb you have 50 base pairs per turn. When you are born the cell division slows down and you only have 25 base pairs per turn of DNA. Age 20 is the breakeven point where you have 20 base pairs per turn of DNA. If you can maintain the 20 base pairs per turn of DNA theoretically you can live forever. At age fifty the number of base pairs per turn of DNA is only 5 and you start losing body cells exponentially after that. I didn’t mention the telomeres which are little monticule chains at the end of the gene code. They are like little clocks that get shorter and shorter each time the cell replicates. When the telomeres are gone the cell dies. Ageing is caused by loss of body cells. There is however good news. If you feed the mitochondria the right nutrients they can actually correct DNA defects and rebuild the telomeres and actually wind up the DNA thus increasing the cell replication rate. Apparently the ancient man of renown mentioned in the Bible knew these secrets learned from their creators because many of them lived hundreds of years, had many wives and begat fifty or more children to populate the earth. Mitochondria manufacture ATP (anotase triphosphate) an energy carrier for sugars and starches to feed the human cell as well as replicate the mitochondria DNA at the same time. If you feed them the proper minerals then they can do their job correctly without losing DNA segments. One of the mineral supplements that allow them to do their job is large combined atoms that have weak atomic forces. They use magnetic frequency to rip out protons to create the necessary elements for complete cell division without losing any DNA segments and telomeres at the end of the DNA chains. This is where science doesn’t get it because they believe transmutation of elements is impossible. They’re thinking it takes millions of electron volts to transmute one element into another. When you have combined atoms (orbitally rearranged monatomic elements or ORMES) with all their protons in one large nucleus the protons are like little magnets of the same polarity so they push apart so you have a nucleus that is ten time large than a normal atom with weak atomic forces. The mitochondria pull protons out of there with magnetic pulses of high frequency to make any element necessary for complete cell division. However, if the mitochondria don’t have the combined atoms or the right minerals they can’t do their job and you lose body cells and that is called ageing. ORMUS exists everywhere. It’s in the air you breathe and in the food you eat. The problem is you eat supermarket foods that are grown on the same soil for 200 years and there are practically no beneficial nutrients in it. Fish and seaweed and almost anything from the sea have minerals in it. However you have to consider how much pollution and heavy metals are in it. If you could see one ORME it would look like a small solar system or galaxy. All the electrons whizz around in opposite directions passing each other at twice light speed known as Cooper pairing. Because their physical shape is like a solar system they repel magnetic fields with no loss of power fitting the technical definition of a room-temperature, super conductor. Knowing this enables you to use magnets to take them out of well water. The cooper-paired electrons create an inter-dimensional time bubble where they exist in multiple space times depending on the observer. The book contains the history and use of the white-powder-of-gold as it’s known today ORMUS or ORMES, (orbitally rearranged monatomic elements). Nowadays you can order it off Amazon. It comes in a foil bag. YouTube has hundreds of videos on the subject but you will need my book with the recipes. Philosophers Stone contains six recipes to take it out of seawater, desert soils and other sources. The book is worth millions but it only cost $20.00. You can order it by going to Parchment Global web site or www.GuardDogBooks.com and click on the picture of the book. It will take you to the publisher. There are several free books on my web site you can download. One is a recipe book written in 1887 by 500 women. www.GuardDogBooks.com Kroll’s other website is: www.HenryKroll.com

ADAM WAS CREATED BY NEPHILIM

COSMOLOGICAL ICE AGES The greatest detective story of all time! Who were the Anunnaki? Where was sun was born? Where did the light come from to create all coal, oil and limestone layers up to 12,500-feet thick. It could no come from the sun at Earth had a thick CO2 atmosphere. Earth is very unique indeed. Our solar system was born in Orion. After we left Orion Earth froze up for a billion or so years because space is cold and the sun didn’t burn as hot back then. At that time early Earth had one ocean and one continent with a 1000 PSI carbon dioxide atmosphere much like Venus has today. With such a thick 3000-mile deep atmosphere you wouldn’t see the sun. Our solar system was captured by Sirius A and B about 850-million years ago. Sirius B is the size of Earth but has 1.5 solar masses. It was the light from those objects that created all the coal, oil and limestone on Earth, not the Sun. The sun could not get through a 3000-mile-deep atmosphere. Alll that carbon dioxide is underground now in the form of coal, oil and limestone layers up to 12,500-feet thick. Sirius B is the size of Earth puts out more than 100 times the light of our sun in the UV spectrum. Sirius B is in a fifty-year elliptical orbit around the two-solar-mass Sirius A of 8 to 12 astronomical units. At 8 AU it could feed off Sirius A and put out more than 1000 times the light of our sun. One teaspoonful of Sirius B would weigh more than a city bus on Earth. The Anunnaki’s home planet is in the Sirius system. You need ORME gold, the white powder gold mentioned in Exodus to spray in your atmosphere to shield it from the harsh UV light of Sirius B. The Nephilim came to Earth 400,000 years ago to mine gold. They tried to get it out of seawater but that wasn’t enough for their needs so they moved to South Africa. They imported a race of smaller workers called Igigi to dig underground because the Nephilim are tall. Some are twenty-feet tall making it impractical for them to go underground due to cave-ins. Enlil was a hard taskmaster who worked many of the Igigi to death. His brother Enki was more kind causing friction between himself and his brother. Enlil starved 15,000 Igigi to death. Eventually they rebelled and sought refuge away from the mines. The Anunnaki/Nephilim needed workers to continue mining gold so they did genetic experiments using some of their own DNA. After many tries they created a subservient creature they called Adam. They needed a genetically compatible mate so they took part of Adam’s rib to clone Eve. Problems developed when humans became aware that the large beings were not gods but slave masters. Nakosh, on of the reptilian aliens raped Eve and she became aware of the knowledge of good and evil. She convinced Adam to get the Hell out of Eden. It was for their own safety that they departed Eden. The newly created humans were capable of mating with the other indigenous races living on the planet. The Nephilim or Elohim kept the knowledge of the white-powder-gold from the humans to limit their age to 120 years so they wouldn’t overpopulate the planet. Other problems arose when the Nephilim looked upon the fair human females and decided to mate with them creating the races of giants the heroes of old, the men of renown. Something had to be done. Once the Nephilim had enough gold they burned it into the white powder to take if off planet. It weighs nothing in that state and when heated it weighs less than nothing. Our Sun was leaving the vicinity of the Sirius at that time. The Anunnaki had to leave Earth and ship thei ORME gold to Niberu. The remaining eight Elohim on Earth started squabbling among them. They decided to separate each taking their human slaves to different parts of the Earth. One went to China, another to Tibet. Quetzalcóatl - god of winds and rain and the creator of humanity took his slaves and built pyramids in Central America. Huitzilopochtli - the supreme god of the Sun and war built pyramids and cities in the Amazon and roads connecting South America with Central America. A gigantic 239-meter high Chinese Pyramid in a Gigantic Forgotten Walled City of Shimao is located in the northern part of the Loess Plateau, bordering the Ordos Desert. Shimao is often referred to as “The Chinese Pyramid of Civilization,” because it is the largest late-Neolithic archaeological site in China. Dated to around 2000 BC. This Chinese pyramid structure was the base for a grand palace that sat on the flat top of the pyramid. This gigantic palace at the top of the pyramid was the size of 10 football fields or 861,112 square feet (80,000 square meters). It overlooked a walled city, which was 50 times bigger than the palace area. Recently, a garden pool where crocodiles were kept. Thoth built the Great Pyramid in Egypt. He wrote the 48 books of Thoth and the Tablet and taught the Greeks mathematics and healing. YHWH the un-pronounceable name of Moses God was responsible for monotheism of Christians and Jewish religion. He instructed Moses to take three million Hebrews slaves out of Egypt. They camped out in the wilderness for 40-years to kill off all the old religions. Moses fed the children the priest bread to purify their DNA. YHWH was an outcast and could not go to the Promised Land until the other Anunnaki/Elohim departed. He was a giant bird-like creature with a beak. Enlil decided to bring the Moon into orbit around Earth. To move it one simply started up the huge pumps moving the ocean inside off center of mass in the direction they wanted to go. Enlil realized that the resulting impact would cause world-wide floods and he only wanted to save most of the flora and fauna. Enki was forbidden to tell his son, Noah about the impending flood. Instead he drew plans for an Ark and a letter to Noah explaining the situation. Noah was a giant half man half Anunnaki/Elohim/Nephilim. The rest is history. It was little Sirius B that created most all the coal, oil and limestone on Earth, not the sun. When you are driving your car down the road or heating your house with electricity generated by a coal generating plant you are recycling stellar energy that did not come from the Sun! Humanity has been worshiping the wrong sun god for the last 4000 years. The ancient Egyptians knew we were in orbit around Sirius and based their New Year when Sirius becomes visible on the horizon. Book: COSMOLOGICAL ICE AGES can be found on: www.GuardDogBooks.com or: www.Amazon.com and book stores around the world in China, Japan, Indonesia and Europe. 1000-foot tall pyramid in China.

DOLLAR LOOSING VALUE

In 1949 when I was in first grade and I’d go to the store and buy a candy bar for five cents. In 1950 I had to pay ten cents for a candy bar. Now that candy bar costs two dollars and it is a third smaller. The dollar lost 4000% since 1949. Roosevelt took us off the gold standard in 1933. Your birth certificate bond is now the collateral that backs the U. S. dollar. They trick your mother into signing your birth certificate bond essentially giving you away to the government. You are the bonded slave collateral that backs the dollar. When there are casualties of war the news and Generals call it collateral damage. Then they give you a social security number to track every penny you earn for the rest of your life. I get $519.00 per month Social Security. Divide $519 by thirty days in a month equals to $17.30 per day. Given that the dollar has inflated 40 times since 1949, divide $17.30 by 40, you get 43.25 cents a day. I am living below poverty level because I get 43.25 cents a day compared to a hundred years ago. THE FROG IS COOKED can be viewed at: www.HenryKroll.com Suddenly I realized that the 30-million people that came across the border the last two years are free! They are not bonded slaves. They don’t have social Security numbers. They don’t have to pay income tax but we do. Somebody has to pay for their food and hotel bills. The 30-million people that came across the border last year are free. They don’t have bonds on their heads and they don’t have Social Security numbers. Whatever they earn they get to keep. They take cash to the Post Office and buy money orders and send it to their relatives in Guatemala or Haiti. They don’t have to pay income tax. You, the bonded slave taxpayer, have to provide for the millions of free people that came into the United States last year. You have to work hard every day to provide for them with your small business and your tax money. You must give them a job out of the goodness of your heart while they rip off your store and sell drugs in front of it. You are the slave that is forced to work every day to keep your small business going or you will starve. THE FROG IS COOKED and you are the frog. Read: THE FROG IS COOKED Go: WWW.HenryKroll.com

EXTINCTIONS

EARTH EXTINCTIONS

According to David Rupp and Jack Septowski of the University of Chicago, every 27-million years Earth has undergoes a major extinction. There have been at least six major extinctions in the past and several minor ones in between. The Permian extinction wiped out 98% of all life right down to most bacteria. It is my contention that evolution cannot account for the 30-million or so plants and animals we now have. Obviously someone is reseeding planets between extinctions to keep life going and hopefully some more intelligent species capable of being self-aware.

Your chances of being killed are six times more likely in a fiery plane crash than from a falling asteroid or meteor. We must point out that only one person has ever been hurt by a falling meteorite. Sixty-two years ago Ann Hodge was bruised on the thigh by a meteorite that smashed through her ceiling in Alabama.

All that changed February 15, 2013, when 1,491 people were injured by flying glass from the 400-kiloton blast of an air-bursting meteorite over Chelyabinsk, Russia. The explosion’s power was difficult to measure by a factor of two but it least equaled the power of 13 Hiroshima bombs.

Its been 66-miollion years since a global cataclysm like the famous Yucatan meteorite that killed off the dinosaurs and paved the way for mammalian, rat-like creatures that mainstream says evolved into mankind. Purported space threats include incoming comets, reversals of Earth’s poles and solstice alignments with the galaxy’s center that could supposedly beam some new king of energy toward earth. Also don’t forget the alleged mythical planet Nibiru on a collision course toward Earth that astronomers know about but are keeping it secret.

Then you have the impending threat of Andromeda colliding with the Milky Way. Galaxies generally pass one another at twenty galaxy widths.  Galaxy collisions are common but rather harmless as stars are generally separated by 1 million star widths. Stars colliding with other stars are extremely rare even when galaxies merge. Rearranging and disruption of life on the nearby planets may be common place. We don’t know. The real danger would be from gravitational interference causing coronal mass ejections that singe the surface of planets.

In 1859 British Researcher Richard Carrington watched as enormous flares doubled the Sun’s brightness. High speed particle matter blasts arrived one day later causing a global aurora so brilliant that people thought dawn had arrived. The electro-magnetic pulse cause high voltage to pass through telegraph lines knocking some operators’ unconscious. If such an event occurred today internet and Global position satellites would be knocked off air permanently and electric power would be disrupted for months causing millions of people to die of starvation and exposure. All farm machinery would be destroyed. Basically we would be forced back into the Stone Age hunting with stick and rocks again.

My research writing COSMOLOGICAL ICE AGES revealed there are at three other major threats to Earth. Little Sirius B, the size of Earth is only eight light years distant and it is very close to the critical mass of 1.47 solar masses where it could go neutron. According to brilliant astronomer Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar, whose specialty was white dwarf stars, ‘when they reach 1.47 solar masses they can turn into a neutron star wiping out solar systems within a radius of 60 light years.’ The Chandrasekhar limit (/tʃʌndrəˈʃeɪkər/) is the maximum mass of a stable white dwarf star.

The limit was first indicated in papers published by Wilhelm Anderson and E. C. Stoner, and was named after Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar, the Indian astrophysicist who independently discovered and improved upon the accuracy of the calculation in 1930, at the age of 19, in India. This limit was initially ignored by the community of scientists because such a limit would logically require the existence of black holes, which were considered a scientific impossibility at the time. White dwarfs resist gravitational collapse primarily through electron degeneracy pressure. (By comparison, main sequence stars resist collapse through thermal pressure.) The Chandrasekhar limit is the mass above which electron degeneracy pressure in the star's core is insufficient to balance the star's own gravitational self-attraction.

Consequently, white dwarfs with masses greater than the limit would be subject to further gravitational collapse, evolving into a different type of stellar remnant, such as a neutron star or black hole. (However, white dwarfs generally avoid this fate by exploding before they undergo collapse.) Those with masses under the limit remain stable as white dwarfs If this event happened eight years ago we may be all dead in the next second.

Then you have the giant 800-solar mass Betelgeuse twelve thousand light years distant in the constellation Orion. When it collapsed into a neutron star the radiation burst could definitely affect life here on Earth. It may have already collapsed twelve-thousand years ago. We have no way of knowing. One minute you would be going about your daily life; the next everything would be a cinder.

INSTEAD OF FIGHTING ENDLESS WARS FOR POPULATION CONTROL MAYBE WE SHOULD BE RESEEDING LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS.          

Another Donald Trump joke

A Mexican, a Muslim, and Donald Trump Are Walking Down a Beach…

An illegal Mexican immigrant, a radical Muslim, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand.


He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared.


“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said.

“Since there are three of you, you may have a wish each.”


Pointing at the Mexican, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”
The Mexican said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take everyone of Mexican descent back to our homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”


The genie clapped his hand and the illegal Mexican immigrant was transported to Mexico will millions of “his” people.
Turning to the radical Muslim, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”


The radical Muslim said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Islam! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.”


This genie clapped his hands and the radical Muslim, along with every other Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.


Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”


Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, 

“Just give me a Pepsi. It doesn’t get any better than this!”

IMPORTANT INTEL

https://mainerepublicemailalert.com/2016/05/24/important-intel-moving-forward-05232016/

 

It is very important before moving forward, that we first revisit where the USA has been in modern and recent history:
When Puerto Rico defaulted on May 2, 2016, so did the USA Inc that was founded in Puerto Rico in 1871 and which illegally mimicked the Republic of the united States established in 1776.
All government agencies of the illegal USA Inc also defaulted, including but not limited to: The Federal Reserve Bank, Internal Revenue Service, Homeland Security, Federal Emergency Management Agency, National Security Agency, Central Intelligence Agency, and National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
An especially chosen white hat military leadership of white hat politicians has been seated in this new Republic by the BRICS nations to handle the day to day operations of the United States that include military and political oversight over all international and domestic matters concerning the country.
To re-establish banking credit internationally, the Republic is about to issue a gold backed currency called United States Notes (USNs) with Martha Washington on the $10 dollar bill. The Republic’s sovereign currency designation is called Treasury Reserve Notes (TRNs) which are currently being traded on markets all over the world, specifically between governments.
All 208 sovereign nations of the world are now only diplomatically, militarily and financially recognizing the Republic of the United States and their USN/TRN combination of monetary value. This means that the USA Inc, and all of it’s false agencies and minions, are no longer recognized and acknowledged on the global stage.
Anything having to do with the enemies of the State, Obama, Biden, Trump, Clinton, Sanders, US Congress leadership… is nothing more than a pageant intended to keep their grand lie going, known as the cabal.
Chinese Elders gave this cabal two additional weeks, plus an extra transition week to publicly and permanently vacate all US affairs, which clearly they have not done so as to protect the illusion that their pageant is still relevant and alive.
On Monday May 23, 2016, the Chinese halted all financial extension graces to the ever withering cabal political, financial, military pageant. They have thusly eliminated for good the USA Inc from the face of the earth, as no sovereign country in active participation with the BRICS can now participate with the USA INC on their new gold backed financial system.
What most American’s are looking at everyday is nothing but a scripted lie, a con, whereby a single bloodline family (aka the cabal) is attempting to convince the world that they are still a relevant controlling entity–which however they are not. But since most American’s are not aware of this ruse, they do not realize that their pretend government has been a lie for their entire lives, nor are they quick to adopt or embrace the truth that generations of their own families have been fooled.
And no matter how bizarre this update may seem, what you are reading is the truth about your country and world, and those providing this Intel to you care enough about you personally to share the truth no matter how difficult it may be to receive–because everybody deserves to know the truth.
Be advised that the sovereign rates of all first basket redemption currencies, will not be available to American public until the end of May.
Sovereign rates are intentionally high to help replenish the devastated American economy which has collapsed due to cabal decision making over the last 100 years since the creation of the Federal Reserve Banking system.
Also, an influx of liquid capital will put a final dagger into the side of the cabal pageant actors / companies / media / still daily playing out their facade.
Taking and sharing such wealth with friends, family and community is how you can participate in taking down the bad guys, taking from the rich and giving to the poor, as well as performing your own patriotic duty as a proud American citizen of the new Republic.
Anyone who tries to steer you in a different direction is either ignorantly or intentionally supporting the cabal’s desire to limit the net positive effect of the RV on American soil, and thus retain financial control over you, your family and your community for generations to come.
As of Sunday evening May 22, 2016, the proverbial rubber officially hit the road with regards to the the Chinese Elders, who benevolently provided the gold for the entire new financial system including our own Republic, with the unconditional support of all over the sovereign nations of the world–who are also united in taking down the cabal where ever they are, going, or fleeing through physical elimination or arrest.
The reason why there have been consistent setbacks and delays is because when – not if – the cabal surrenders to the financial system being implemented in the United States today, it will expose all their illegal actives worldwide, of which they are either still now or were deeply rooted within every country’s decision making infrastructure on the planet. This means that the Emperor will be seen completely naked very soon and there will be no army or government in the world to protect them, and no financial system for them to manipulate to hire mercenaries like ISIS, Black Rock, or Halliburton fighters.
In order to work around these dying cabal actors and entities, all cabal loyal companies, banks and governments have now been cut off from this new system’s monetary roots, including the USA Inc; and HSBC/Wells Fargo will be temporarily serving as the Republic Treasury, issuing the new gold backed money to American citizens, corporations, and international investors.
US financial markets have already been switched over to the new gold backed money, just as has every bank account in the US system of finance no matter the bank or its location. Meaning, all Americans are already operating safely inside of the new system and no one should see any meaningful or immediate changes to their day to day financial activities.
Again, we know this is a lot to swallow even for those who have been paying close attention to such geopolitical and domestic happenings, but this is exactly where you, your family and the world sit as of 5:00pm EST, May 22, 2016.
HSBC/Wells Fargo have completed their final “ping process” earlier today, and are now readying to release T4 800#’s for North American currency holder redemptions. This release can happen at any moment from early Monday evening into late Tuesday morning without noticeable disruption to the public’s attention or trust.
Remember, knowing that God is on our side means that no entity, no matter how once powerful, can stop us from regaining our own personal and national sovereignty.
Therefore, fear nothing when redeeming your currency, ask for the highest sovereign rates available in support of as many humanitarian and job creating projects you can find, as this is your patriotic duty in support of your new Republic government.
And Live Brave because humanity only gets one maximizing shot during such an historic event.
God is with us.

 

Its only a shotgun!

You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door.

Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers. 

At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way.

With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun.

You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.

In the darkness, you make out two shadows.

One holds something that looks like a crowbar.

When the intruder brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire.

The blast knocks both thugs to the floor.

One writhes and screams while the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside.

 As you pick up the telephone to call police, you know you're in trouble

In your country, most guns were outlawed years before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently regulated as to make them useless.

Yours was never registered.

Police arrive and inform you that the second burglar has died.

They arrest you for First Degree Murder and Illegal Possession of a Firearm.

When you talk to your attorney, he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea the case down to manslaughter.

"What kind of sentence will I get?" you ask.

"Only ten-to-twelve years," he replies, as if that's nothing.

"Behave yourself, and you'll be out in seven."

  The next day, the shooting is the lead story in the local newspaper. Somehow, you're portrayed as an eccentric vigilante while the two men you shot are represented as choirboys. 

Their friends and relatives can't find an unkind word to say about them.

Buried deep down in the article, authorities acknowledge that both "victims" have been arrested numerous times.

But the next day's headline says it all: "Lovable Rogue Son Didn't Deserve to Die."

The thieves have been transformed from career criminals into Robin Hood-type pranksters.

 As the days wear on, the story takes wings.

The national media picks it up, then the international media.

The surviving burglar has become a folk hero.

Your attorney says the thief is preparing to sue you, and he'll probably win.

 e media publishes reports that your home has been burglarized several times in the past and
That you've been critical of local police for their lack of effort in apprehending the suspects.

After the last break-in, you told your neighbor that you would be prepared next time.

The District Attorney uses this to allege that you were lying in wait for the burglars.

  A few months later, you go to trial.

The charges haven't been reduced, as your lawyer had so confidently predicted.

When you take the stand, your anger at the injustice of it all works against you.

Prosecutors paint a picture of you as a mean, vengeful man.

It doesn't take long for the jury to convict you of all charges.

The judge sentences you to life in prison.

 This case really happened.

 On August 22, 1999, Tony Martin of Emneth, Norfolk , England , killed one burglar and wounded a second.

 In April, 2000, he was convicted and is now serving a life term.

How did it become a crime to defend one's own life in the once great British Empire?

It started with the Pistols Act of 1903.

This seemingly reasonable law forbade selling pistols to minors or felons and established that handgun sales were to be made only to those who had a license.

  The Firearms Act of 1920 expanded licensing to include not only handguns but all firearms except
Shotguns. 

 Later laws passed in 1953 and 1967 outlawed the carrying of any weapon by private citizens and mandated the registration of all shotguns. 

 Momentum for total handgun confiscation began in earnest after the Hungerfordmass shooting in 1987.
Michael Ryan, a mentally disturbed man with a Kalashnikov rifle, walked down the streets shooting everyone he saw. When the smoke cleared, 17 people were dead.

The British public, already de-sensitized by eighty years of "gun control", demanded even tougher restrictions.

(The seizure of all privately owned handguns was the objective even though Ryan used a rifle.) 

 Nine years later, at Dunblane, Scotland, Thomas Hamilton used a semi-automatic weapon to murder 16 children and a teacher at a public school.

For many years, the media had portrayed all gun owners as mentally unstable, or worse, criminals.

 Now the press had a real kook with which to beat up law-abiding gun owners. 

Day after day, week after week, the media gave up all pretense of objectivity and demanded a total ban on all handguns. The Dunblane Inquiry, a few months later, sealed the fate of the few side arms still owned by private citizens. 

 During the years in which the British government incrementally took away most gun rights, the notion that a citizen had the right to armed self-defense came to be seen as vigilantism. Authorities refused to grant gun licenses to people who were threatened, claiming that self-defense was no longer considered a reason to own a gun.  

Citizens who shot burglars or robbers or rapists were charged while the real criminals were released.

Indeed, after the Martin shooting, a police spokesman was quoted as saying, "We cannot have people take the law into their own hands."

All of Martin's neighbors had been robbed numerous times, and several elderly people were severely injured in beatings by young thugs who had no fear of the consequences.

Martin himself, a collector of antiques, had seen most of his collection trashed or stolen by burglars.

When the Dunblane Inquiry ended, citizens who owned handguns were given three months to turn them over to local authorities.

Being good British subjects, most people obeyed the law.

The few who didn't were visited by police and threatened with ten-year prison sentences if they didn't comply.

 Police later bragged that they'd taken nearly 200,000 handguns from private citizens.

How did the authorities know who had handguns?  The guns had been registered and licensed. Kind of like cars. Sound familiar?

 WAKE UP AMERICA ; THIS IS WHY OUR FOUNDING FATHERS PUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT IN OUR CONSTITUTION.

 "...It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds."--Samuel Adams

 If you think this is important, please forward to everyone you know.  

You had better wake up, because Obama is doing this very same thing, over here, if he can get it done. Hillary has stated she would take away our 2nd Amendment rights.

 And there are people in Congress that will go right along with them

DONALD TRUMP INFO

Subject: QUITE INTERESTING!... Mr. Trump's info

(after reading this, check out the bottom line in red)

Information one probably does not know but interesting.

Specifications:

• Donald John Trump, was born June 14, 1946.
• He will be 70 years old on election day. 
• From the Internet, he is 6'2" or 6'3' and weighs between 195 and 200 lbs.
• He has a full head of blond/brown hair (which is long and elaborately combed) and blue eyes.
• The Internet tells us he wears a size 12 shoe.

• Donald Trump was born the fourth of five children who were born over eleven years.
• The oldest, Mary Ann, was born in 1937 and is currently a Federal Judge. 
• His older brother, Fred Jr, died in early adulthood as a result of complications from alcoholism.
• He has another older sister, Elizabeth and a younger brother, Robert. 
• Donald Trump has been married three times.
• Trump's first wife, Ivana, was an immigrant from Czechoslovakia and a divorcee who has been married 4 times in her life. She is a lifelong avid skier and worked in design at the Trump Organization. 
• Marla Maples, Trump's second wife is an actress and model
• Trump's third wife, Melania is an immigrant from Slovenia (born in Yugoslavia) and has been a super model. 
• Two of Trump's children, Donald Jr and Ivanka, have gone to Penn. Son Eric, went to Georgetown.
• Donald Trump tells us that he is Presbyterian. 
• Donald Trump  does not appear to have had any interest in occults, mysticism or exotic mythologies.
• Donald Trump's oldest daughter, Ivanka, and her three children are Jewish.
• Trump's oldest daughter, Ivanka, is married to Jared Kushner who is, among other things, a newspaper publisher. The Kushner family is very successful in New York City area real estate. 
• Donald's grandmother, mother, first wife, and third wife are all immigrants.

          Donald Trump was born and raised in Queens NY

• Though his family was very wealthy, Trump's boyhood home in the Jamaica Estates section of Queens was not a grand mansion. The Trump home was a larger version of the homes Fred Trump was building for his tenants. 
• There are no indications that the Trump family lived among the wealthy elites on vacations or country clubs.
• Queens is the largest of New York's five boroughs and the most ethnically diverse.
• Trump attended a local private day school, the Kew Forrest School, in Queens until about 8th grade. 
• His secondary schooling was at New York Military Academy which is about 60 miles north of NYC in Cornwall on the Hudson. He was the class of 1964.
• Trump was never a "Preppie".
• Trump never embraced any aspect of the "Hippie" movement of the time.
• Trump was a very good high school athlete - football, soccer, and especially baseball. He had potential to become a professional baseball player.
• Even in high school - Trump liked women and women liked him
• Trump was generally popular in high school.
• Trump's boarding school room mate liked him.
• He attended Fordham University in NYC for two years and transferred to the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business.
• At that time, the Wharton School offered a rare program for Real Estate Business. 
• Though he was of age, Donald Trump did not serve in Vietnam.
• He was not drafted due to bone spurs in his heels (4F) and also student deferments.
• Ultimately, in the draft lottery, he drew a high number.

• By all we know, Donald Trump does not smoke, drink or use recreational drugs. He'll be the first President in more than 25 years who hasn't smoked weed.
• BTW: Trump's children don't smoke or drink
• Trump makes it well known that he enjoys sexual interaction with women.
• I am unaware that Donald Trump is a recreational gambler.
• His doctor publicly announced Donald to be in excellent health.

I think that to really know Donald Trump, you must know his family background.

The Trump family story is a very American story.

 Trump family history - concise version.

• Donald Trump's grandparents immigrated to the U.S. from Alsace (Kallstadt, Germany) which throughout history has been alternately French and German. The Trumps are German, originally speaking the same German dialect as the Amish of Lancaster County, PA.
• His maternal grandparents lived in Scotland. 
• Freiderich (Drumph) Trump made a small but respectable fortune in the late 19th Century in the mining boom towns of the American Northwest.
• He returned to Germany to marry his childhood neighbor, Elizabeth Christ.
• The newly married Trumps resettled in the Borough of Queens NY
• Freidrich was establishing a Real Estate business in Queens when he died suddenly at age 49 (1918).
• In 1920, at the age of 15, Fred Trump (Freiderich's son and Donald's father), started a business partnership with his widowed mother called Elizabeth Trump & Son. 
• This business was built upon the real estate holdings that his father, Frederich, had amassed (worth about $500,000.00 in today's dollars). This is the original "seed money" of the current Trump Organization. 
• Elizabeth & Fred remained close business partners her entire life (she died in 1966).
• In 1936 Fred Trump (age 31) married Mary Ann MacLeod (age 24) of Stoneaway Scotland.
• During the depression, Fred Trump built and successfully operated a supermarket (a new concept at the time) which was sold to King Kullen Co. and operates this day. 
• Fred Trump made a lot of money building housing for the military during WWII. 
• Fred Trump was investigated by the Justice Department for making "excessive profits" from government contracts.
• All (or nearly all) of the building of Elizabeth Trump & Son's non-government building was residential property in Queens.
• Fred Trump died in 1999 (age 94) - beloved and worth between $250 million and $300 million. His wife died a year later.

 

"The Donald's" career

Donald Trump is the greatest career achiever of the "baby boomer" generation.

Donald Trump has reached the zenith in his careers as book author, TV entertainer, sports entertainer, Real Estate developer, and currently politician.

 

• Donald Trump has authored more than 18 books. At least one of them, The Art of the Deal was a top seller. 
• Donald says that the Holy Bible is his favorite book. The Art of the Deal is his 2nd favorite book. And The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale is his third favorite book.
• He likes golf. Donald Trump has developed more than 11 golf courses which bear his name.
• Donald Trump has twice been nominated for an Emmy Award
• Donald Trump has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
• Donald Trump has been inducted to the Professional Wrestling Hall of Fame.
• Donald Trump has appeared in more than a dozen movies such as Home Alone 2, Zoolander, and Little Rascals  
• Donald Trump has been a guest actor in more than 6 TV shows such as Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Days of Our Lives, Sex and the City, and others. 
• Trump has been the Executive Producer of 7 TV shows.
• Trump has been the guest host of 5 TV shows such as Extra, Larry King Live, and Saturday Night Live and more. 
• Donald Trump has been co-producer of the longest running reality TV show.
• Donald Trump performed in several WWE wrestling shows.
• Donald performed in Wrestlemania 23 which set attendance records and revenue records up til that time. 
• In his first candidacy for public office, Donald Trump received the most popular votes for the President of the United States out of a field of experienced and successful politicians. And in most cases, he achieved this with less money than any of his opponents.

Keeping in mind that 90% of start up businesses fail, Trump's record of enterprise is nothing short of amazing.

Donald Trump has enjoyed success in at least 11 very different enterprises: Professional football, Ice Skating rinks, Fragrance, Ice, Steaks, Wines, Model management, Airline, blenders, Men's wear, Bicycle races, world class beauty contests, and many others. In some of these, such as model management, his firm has risen to the top of that particular industry.

• There are 31 buildings that bear his name.
• The largest private real estate development in New York is Trump Riverside. Drive down the Henry Hudson Blvd. - you can't miss them.
• There are at least 12 Trump Towers
• There are at least 6 Trump Plazas.
• There are at least 11 Trump Golf Course developments 
• And much, much, more in real estate.
• Trump Entertainment, casinos and resorts was recently sold to Carl Ichan.
• Donald Trump's personal managing of the Wollman Ice Skating Rink project in the early 1980's is the quintessential case study for MBA students in Wharton, Harvard, and other business schools. His performance there was phenomenal. 
• Donald Trump's privately held businesses have employed more than 200,000 people.
• In the casino business in Atlantic City, Trump had to do business with known mobsters - and he stayed "clean" and alive.
• Aside from his personal investments, Donald Trump has never been a Wall Street "player".

The Political Trump:

about 1967 - 1987 - Democrat (he was a supporter of Ronald Reagan)

1987 - 1999 - Republican

1999 - 2001 - Reform Party (he supported Ross Perot)

2001 - 2009 - Democrat

2009 - 2011 - Republican

2011 - 2012 - Independent

2012 - Present - Republican

Donald Trump was openly supportive of Mitt Romney's candidacy.

Donald Trump does not seem to hold political party organizations in high regard.

For the most part, his political involvement has been for practical reasons.

Donald Trump does not appear to be held to political ideology.

 Some of my take aways:

• Trump has an extraordinarily energetic central nervous system much like Teddy Roosevelt but more targeted to industry and enterprise.
• Trump's presidency will be very energetic, transparent, and communicative.
• Trump will be a very hard working President.
• His interaction with his older brother (who everybody loved) tells me that he thinks that everybody is like him - or wants to be - or should be.
• His relationship with his older brother was a hard lesson in tolerance for him.
• Trump is the Babe Ruth of career achievements. 
• He is dumb like a fox. When you think he just said something stupid - he didn't. It's just that you were not his target audience.
• Trump knows the people - the folk.
• His son, Donald Jr. is right. Trump is a "Blue Collar Billionaire".
• More than anything, his TV show, The Apprentice, was his passion. He wants all Americans to have confidence (like he does) to venture.
• Donald Trump is attracted to and marries smart, high achieving women.
• The highest levels of a Trump Administration is certain to have many women - and they will be bright and assertive.
• Donald Trump's children are very important to him. And it shows.

PS.  Yet, we know nothing of our current president with 2 terms in office.  ??????